STOP SCROLLING. Seriously. This one has a POOL. And before you ask yes, they actually remodeled the house too.

Welcome to 250 Briarwood Circle: 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a full remodel, and absolutely no desire to spend your Saturdays wandering the aisles of Lowe's wondering what a flange is.

We're talking NEW. Roof? Done. Mechanicals? Done. Interior? Done. Pool? Yep. Pool liner? ALSO DONE. Somebody else already spent the money, made the decisions, dealt with the contractors and survived the group texts. You just get to move in.

Inside, everything feels fresh, updated and ready for its new people. Outside, however, is where your plans go completely off the rails.

There's a pool.

A real, in-your-own-backyard, cancel-your-weekend-plans, buy-an-obnoxiously-large-inflatable-giraffe kind of pool.

Morning coffee by the pool? Obviously. Dinner by the pool? Sure. Random Tuesday cannonball? Encouraged. Telling everyone you're 'busy' when you're actually floating around doing absolutely nothing? We support that.

And with 3 bedrooms and 2 baths, there's technically room for guests--although whether you tell them that is entirely up to you.

No renovation projects. No mystery mechanicals. No sad old pool liner waiting to ruin your summer.

Just bring your furniture, your swimsuit and whatever ridiculous pool float speaks to you spiritually.

250 Briarwood Circle is ready.

Your move. Preferably before somebody else cannonballs first.